06-19-2016, 11:02 AM
Okay what am I?
Rich female ranger.
Okay what skills do I have?
Sword fighting.
Marksmanship.
Night vision.
Drinking.
Awareness.
Foraging.
What items do I have
Crown.
Longbow.
Exquisite coins.
Staff.
Strange items
Okay so where am I?
Strong cavern.
why am I here?
Humiliate the shape shifter carpenter at the awe-inspiring tunnel.
Do I find the shapeshifter at the tunnel?
Yes.
Ha I laugh, I am the richest ranger in all the realm and I come all this way to find good furniture that I was willing to pay for but your craftsmanship is poorer than a beggar's bank account. Also your shapeshifting is mediocre!
Is the shapeshifter humiliated?
No.
Well that would have been too easy I sigh
I draw my bow and attempt to use my markmanship to shoot him in the backside
Do I hit?
Yes.
Negligible: Nick/Scratch/Bruise.
Does this humiliate the sucker?
No.
Geez dude you can take some serious abuse!
Does the shapeshifter transform and attack?
Yes, and...
he turns into a massive bear?
Yes.
Do I win initiative?
No.
The enraged shapeshifter takes a swipe with its might paw. Does it hit?
Yes.
Am I able to use my lithe ranger's body to successfully dodge?
No, but...
In it's rage it overextends and hits innefectually with its paw?
Yes.
Geez learn to take a joke I exclaim as I drop my bow and wield my staff
Do I win initiative?
No.
The beast lunges with it fangs reared. Does it hit?
No.
I attempt to swing the staff into its oncoming face to smash its teeth.Do I hit?
Yes, and...
Succeeding in smashing its teeth?
Yes, but...
my staff breaks as well?
No.
The force of the impact causes me to drop the staff?
Yes.
Severe Injury: Incapacitating and may become Critical if untreated.
I shatter the beast's fangs but in doing so drop my staff from the impact of the blow!
Well I guess you're just a silly little gummy bear now I mock!
Is the silly shapeshifter humiliated yet?
No.
Does it shapeshift into something else?
Yes.
an eagle?
No, but...
a flying creature?
No, and...
it's quite a pathetic transformation?
Yes.
In its haste to transform the shapeshifter transforms into a silly looking bunny rabbit minus its teeth. I can't help but break into laughter.
Okay is it humiliated nooooooow?
Yes.
Mission accomplished I state as I pick up my bow and staff and leave the silly looking bunny to its mediocre woodwork. Strangest mission ever but the pay's good, how else did I become such a rich ranger?
Rich female ranger.
Okay what skills do I have?
Sword fighting.
Marksmanship.
Night vision.
Drinking.
Awareness.
Foraging.
What items do I have
Crown.
Longbow.
Exquisite coins.
Staff.
Strange items
Okay so where am I?
Strong cavern.
why am I here?
Humiliate the shape shifter carpenter at the awe-inspiring tunnel.
Do I find the shapeshifter at the tunnel?
Yes.
Ha I laugh, I am the richest ranger in all the realm and I come all this way to find good furniture that I was willing to pay for but your craftsmanship is poorer than a beggar's bank account. Also your shapeshifting is mediocre!
Is the shapeshifter humiliated?
No.
Well that would have been too easy I sigh
I draw my bow and attempt to use my markmanship to shoot him in the backside
Do I hit?
Yes.
Negligible: Nick/Scratch/Bruise.
Does this humiliate the sucker?
No.
Geez dude you can take some serious abuse!
Does the shapeshifter transform and attack?
Yes, and...
he turns into a massive bear?
Yes.
Do I win initiative?
No.
The enraged shapeshifter takes a swipe with its might paw. Does it hit?
Yes.
Am I able to use my lithe ranger's body to successfully dodge?
No, but...
In it's rage it overextends and hits innefectually with its paw?
Yes.
Geez learn to take a joke I exclaim as I drop my bow and wield my staff
Do I win initiative?
No.
The beast lunges with it fangs reared. Does it hit?
No.
I attempt to swing the staff into its oncoming face to smash its teeth.Do I hit?
Yes, and...
Succeeding in smashing its teeth?
Yes, but...
my staff breaks as well?
No.
The force of the impact causes me to drop the staff?
Yes.
Severe Injury: Incapacitating and may become Critical if untreated.
I shatter the beast's fangs but in doing so drop my staff from the impact of the blow!
Well I guess you're just a silly little gummy bear now I mock!
Is the silly shapeshifter humiliated yet?
No.
Does it shapeshift into something else?
Yes.
an eagle?
No, but...
a flying creature?
No, and...
it's quite a pathetic transformation?
Yes.
In its haste to transform the shapeshifter transforms into a silly looking bunny rabbit minus its teeth. I can't help but break into laughter.
Okay is it humiliated nooooooow?
Yes.
Mission accomplished I state as I pick up my bow and staff and leave the silly looking bunny to its mediocre woodwork. Strangest mission ever but the pay's good, how else did I become such a rich ranger?